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Embarrassing Offspring.
04-27-2012, 06:48 AM
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Embarrassing Offspring.
Hi all,

quick story to warm the cockles of your heart. something my youngest came up with the other day. I was mortified but there was a guilty pleasure/sense of pride as well.
So, i was out with my youngest the other day (5) and we called across to her mothers parents house. Quite unexpectedly, my daughters mother happened to be in the house.
now normally my daughter calls her mother Ma or Mam. As the day went on we were sitting out in the back garden chatting. everytime my daughter called her mother she would say mard this or Mard that etc.
My ex said "Why are you calling me Mard?
Without missing a beat, my daughter turned around and said with gusto "I call you Ma but Dad says your a fucking retard"!.

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04-27-2012, 06:50 AM
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(04-27-2012 06:48 AM)2010kaiser Wrote:  Hi all,

quick story to warm the cockles of your heart. something my youngest came up with the other day. I was mortified but there was a guilty pleasure/sense of pride as well.
So, i was out with my youngest the other day (5) and we called across to her mothers parents house. Quite unexpectedly, my daughters mother happened to be in the house.
now normally my daughter calls her mother Ma or Mam. As the day went on we were sitting out in the back garden chatting. everytime my daughter called her mother she would say mard this or Mard that etc.
My ex said "Why are you calling me Mard?
Without missing a beat, my daughter turned around and said with gusto "I call you Ma but Dad says your a fucking retard"!.

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04-27-2012, 06:58 AM
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now that was funny lmfao

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04-27-2012, 07:03 AM
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04-27-2012, 07:32 AM
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Hysterical

Kids . . .

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04-27-2012, 07:35 AM
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nice...

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04-27-2012, 02:25 PM
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Ah well, I guess ole Grandma had to hear the truth from someone...

When my daughter was about that age, she heard her big brother (who's only 2 years older) use a "rude word" -- so she proceeded to inform him very loudly that "you can't say shit, and you can't say fuck or arse or Rangers."

No fucking censorship. Ever.
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04-27-2012, 04:19 PM
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(04-27-2012 02:25 PM)Leanne Wrote:  Ah well, I guess ole Grandma had to hear the truth from someone...

When my daughter was about that age, she heard her big brother (who's only 2 years older) use a "rude word" -- so she proceeded to inform him very loudly that "you can't say shit, and you can't say fuck or arse or Rangers."

I hope she was suitably told off for saying the “R” word Big Grin
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04-27-2012, 04:25 PM
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Absolutely! Anything else can be forgiven.

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04-27-2012, 09:17 PM
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