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Castrated by Lobsters
03-21-2012, 09:19 AM
Post: #1
Castrated by Lobsters
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Bristol, England:
A thief decided to steal several live lobsters by hiding them in his trousers. Before he could make his escape, the frisky creatures had shortened his manhood. Facepalm The twenty-four-year-old is expected to fully recover, but doctors warned, 'He will never be a daddy.'

Well that's a relief.
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03-21-2012, 10:48 AM
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RE: Castrated by Lobsters
LMAO

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03-21-2012, 02:54 PM
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RE: Castrated by Lobsters
This story has been doing the rounds since Adam was a boy... oddly enough, it's always the same newsprint article with no date, no source, nothing...

but it's still funny Big Grin

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03-21-2012, 03:15 PM
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RE: Castrated by Lobsters
Blame it on News Puppet! I had nothing to do with this Tongue

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03-21-2012, 06:06 PM
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RE: Castrated by Lobsters
most people are satisfied once they get crabs... he had to be a one-upper.
NSFW - pubic investation
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03-21-2012, 07:22 PM
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RE: Castrated by Lobsters
(03-21-2012 06:06 PM)stormium Wrote:  pubic investation

what is that? Spending a long time growing your 'mane'? Tongue

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03-21-2012, 10:07 PM
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RE: Castrated by Lobsters
small keys Big Grin

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03-21-2012, 10:31 PM
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RE: Castrated by Lobsters
(03-21-2012 02:54 PM)Leanne Wrote:  This story has been doing the rounds since Adam was a boy... oddly enough, it's always the same newsprint article with no date, no source, nothing...

but it's still funny Big Grin
one thing is sure,though,the story was made up by a woman

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03-22-2012, 12:46 AM
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RE: Castrated by Lobsters
i figured it was probably thought up by a guy that was tired of people stealing his lobsters...

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03-22-2012, 01:30 AM
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