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    Castrated by Lobsters
    #1
    [Image: angry-lobsters1.jpg]

    Bristol, England:
    A thief decided to steal several live lobsters by hiding them in his trousers. Before he could make his escape, the frisky creatures had shortened his manhood. Facepalm The twenty-four-year-old is expected to fully recover, but doctors warned, 'He will never be a daddy.'

    Well that's a relief.
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    #2
    :LMAO:

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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    #3
    This story has been doing the rounds since Adam was a boy... oddly enough, it's always the same newsprint article with no date, no source, nothing...

    but it's still funny Big Grin

    No fucking censorship. Ever.
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    #4
    Blame it on News Puppet! I had nothing to do with this :p

    Wildcard is awesome.
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    #5
    most people are satisfied once they get crabs... he had to be a one-upper.
    NSFW - pubic investation
    [Image: lobster0xf.jpg]

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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    #6
    (03-21-2012, 06:06 PM)stormium Wrote:  pubic investation

    what is that? Spending a long time growing your 'mane'? :p

    Wildcard is awesome.
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    #7
    small keys Big Grin

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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    #8
    (03-21-2012, 02:54 PM)Leanne Wrote:  This story has been doing the rounds since Adam was a boy... oddly enough, it's always the same newsprint article with no date, no source, nothing...

    but it's still funny Big Grin
    one thing is sure,though,the story was made up by a woman

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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    #9
    i figured it was probably thought up by a guy that was tired of people stealing his lobsters...

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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    #10
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    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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