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As Screamed On TV
#11
And if you order it right now, operators are standing by,
we'll throw in a second one for free, plus a set of eversharp steak knives...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#12
Please call 1-800-My-Throat-Is-Sore. lol.

Omg i am going to go postal if i see that dumbass chef that's always trying to sell you the knives that cut through an aluminum can!!! He's yelling and his fatass is NOT making a good selling point. i mean who on a regular basis thinks "Well Shit now i can't make wings for my digital tornado balls out of my coke cans bc my can knife is dull!!" This is NOT the movie Twister!!! stop cutting the cans you bunch of morons!!!
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#13
Well, it would appear the reason these guys shout so much, vince whatsisname in particular, is because of the awesomeness of the shamwow. Just keep it away from your pet dog ffs.

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#14
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#15
(03-06-2013, 02:48 AM)srijantje Wrote: super rich cunts advertising chewing gum,disgusting


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#16
This vid isn't shouty or anything, but after hearing this guy's lispy voice, I can't understand how people give him a listen, let alone buy the product. Anyway, if anyone here has a problem with 'a shedding pussy,' then you may need this..


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#17
i wonder if i can clean my ass with it
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#18
(03-06-2013, 06:55 AM)srijantje Wrote: i wonder if i can clean my ass with it


Stick to using twigs and your finger SJ.
Buying the fancy stuff advertised on TV won't solve your problems.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#19
(03-06-2013, 06:17 AM)Spudgun17 Wrote: This vid isn't shouty or anything, but after hearing this guy's lispy voice, I can't understand how people give him a listen, let alone buy the product. Anyway, if anyone here has a problem with 'a shedding pussy,' then you may need this..

Who in the fuck would have cobwebs on their business suit just outside the fucking interview room? Did anyone else look at that? This motherfucker has like a bird's nest on his jacket and he is walking into the interview as he schtickies himself . . . what a load of shit.

But I will give the video propers for two things: a) making fun of his own incarceration and b) some of the corny puns were actually cute. It did not start strong however and I still would never buy anything from that fucking douchebag.
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#20
I really hate the ones where they are selling you some machine that's noisy so they YELL even MORE!!!! Like a blender or a saw. ugh!!!!

What about when they use an "unsuspecting shopper?" Yeah right. you know they are paying those bitches to act like they're amazed at the product!!! Dodgy
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